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If you’re new here, let me show you around. WalkerLane.net is Grand Central Station for all things Walker Lane. It’s a place where we can have a direct relationship, unmediated by record companies, media networks, or anyone else.

And may the good Reverend Cash Money bestow his personal blessings upon you and yours from his altar high atop the Kingdom of Nye.

Every new release is hand delivered by highly trained digital courier monkey directly into your email. It is said that as many days as there are in the whole journey, so many are the monkey that stand along the road, each monkey at the interval of a day’s journey.

These monkey, or monkai, are stayed neither by snow nor rain nor heat nor darkness nor fear nor flood nor famine nor even the fiercest of enemies from accomplishing their appointed course with all due speed and proper care with extreme prejudice.

The monkai are clerical and delivery aides only - the monkai are never put to work making music or sat down behind row after row of word processor units to make them compose lyrics or melodies.